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10:50:00 pm

woah. time really flies. sham juz msged me asking whether i wanna go back to mg tmr. den it hit me. tmr is teachers' day celebrations. it's been eons since i last celebrated teachers' day! gosh.. really amazing how my life haf changed frm mg days till present.. man.. i feel OLD.. i really wanna go back.. BUT e problem is tt gotta wake up at an unearthly hour of abt 6am?!? i hate tt.. waking up at 6 juz reminds me of how every tues n fri i hafta DRAG myself outta my comfy bed w air con on juz to go fer alan szeto's lect!! n tt all his slides come from e stupid textbook! urghz.. nvm.. shall go back to my nostalgic mode. haa..

alrighty. i shall go back mg tmr.. but gotta bring so many things!! madness!! haiz.. lab report to b done, my 'sun' homework fer heavenly maths to b done, my research fer my jap studies mod.. ok.. i drifted off again.. i miss those days.. wearing mg uniform n juz anyhow sit.. haha.. scribblings on khal's physics textbook.. lolz. rem khal?? we used to help each other decorate our textbooks. esp phy... hehe.. i didnt dare to give my book away. i threw it away.. haha.. n how we'd go fer breaks tog n all tt.. e frequent toilet trips.. e private jokes abt teachers n all tt.. wonderful!

okies. i shall go prepare my stuff fer tmr now.. and sleep early!! busy wk ahead!! growls..

11:25:00 pm

Ali G Goes Ivy League

2004 Harvard University Commencement Speech

"Booyakasha - Professor G indahouse aiii. Big shout out de Harvard massiv I iz done a capital 'H', coz Harvard iz a place innit - u see I ain't no ignoranus. Things like 'apple' and 'orange' do not start with a capital letter, unless dey iz at de start of a sentence - but some of you brainboxes probably know dat already innit.Me name be Ali G and me represent de UK. For those of u who didn't study geography de UK is a place over a 100 MILES away from here, de capital of it is? Anyone? Not u geography square! ....yes, it is Liverpool. U iz clever and quite fly if u don't mind me sayin.

First of all, I iz got to say I iz a bit nervous speakin to so many of you - at least me would be if I weren't totally mashed. Normally de only public-speaking I does is to 12 people - and it's well easy all me has to say iz me name and de words 'not guilty'.

Checkit, me agreed to speak here today coz me wanted to talk to de brightest minds of our generation, to see what makes Harvard de most special university in de world, and also coz dey agreed to pay for me flight over here and hotel room. Sorry to bring dis up now, but when u iz told dat your hotel bill is bein paid for, u naturally assume dat dat includes essential extras like breakfast AND special interest pay-per-view movies. Imagine my surprise den dis morning, when I was given a bill for $164. Me was actually tryin to SAVE Harvard money by buying the 24-hour 'slutfest' packages at $19.99, rather dan paying for individual films at $11.99 each. Which would have cost u - [go thru them] Young and Tight....Backdoor Burglar 2......Backdoor Burglar 3.....Campus Confessions....Asian Fever...Shaven Buffet [get lost] twice dat one... Cold Mountain - dat was a mistake, Backdoor Burglar 4 ....almost 490 bucks. I mean come on, some of it was even research for dis, I iz sure one of de cheerleaders in 'Ivy League Amateurs' was wearin a Harvard sweatshirt.....infact allo darlin, respek - I expect u need a cushion to sit on, aiii.

Anyways I digest. It iz a well big honour to be arksed ere today. To fink dat so many great people has been educated ere like Lyndon Banes Johnson, or as he is better known - JFK, George Clinton was also ere I fink , and de one before him, and also...William Tell - is he one of your lot, probably, and dat bloke wiv de hat, but most importantly dat really fit honey from Star Wars - if u iz out dere, me'd love to - me iz stayin at de Best Western Hotel - me's got a really nice room, altho since dis morning dem has put a parental lock on de tv.

As I stand here today lookin at all of you, on this, your first day of university - I fink of all de fings me can offer you - wisdom, experience but most importantly of all 22 ounces of de finest Morrocan chronic. Well, Dat iz if de Ex-Lax works - to be honest I usually go at 11 in de morning - but nothing dere - infact me'd appreciate it if one medical students here wouldn't mind takin a look. Don't worry it's clean as a whistle, u could eat your lunch of it - infact meJulie has. I know u don't mind dat kind of fing does u.

Hearmenow, u iz de most cleverest students in America - some of u iz probably brilliant at counting - ye know...1,2,3...4.... I could continue...easy. Others of u will be brilliant at English - have memorised de whole alphabet 'a to x' and even be able to spell words like 'hippototamus'.

I iz also well clever - me was so brainy dat me finished me education 6 years before any of u - at de age of 15 - de teachers had to admit dat dere was nothing else dat dem could teach me. U students has come from every corner of de US from de rainforests of Arizona to de deserts of Alaska. Some of you iz probably never even seen a black man before.......allo

Dere is all types of people ere, and it's fantastic to see dat Harvard has finally let in so many women. A lot of u iz probably feminists or as we call dem in England 'lezzas'. I agree wiv u, dat u gotta treat women wiv respec - its de least dat bitches deserve.

Relationships should be brought into dis -de 20th centrury - u women out dere shouldn't have to do de cookin and de cleanin when u come home from work - u should do it before u leave in de morning.

But more importantly it's wikid dat in Harvard young women and men gets to learn so many amazing subjects.

Some of u here will have been studying medicine...dat knowledge come wiv a lot of responsibilities. Remember, doctors is some of de most powerfulest people in de world - u can give life, u can cure disease and u can ask to see a woman's [whistle] wivout getting slapped.

For those of u studying history, u probably learnt a lot about de Presidents. Like who was Jefferson, and what did Lincoln give America - apart from de town car.

Some of u iz de best legal students in de country. U would know wivout even thinking, how to get someone off a charge of possession. And if any of u do, then can me remind u - Room 204 at the Best Western. Just do me a favour put your ear to de door, and don't come in if u hears me shouting 'Natalie, play wiv me light saber'.

Let's talk about de finances of all dat k-nowledge dat's been dropped on u. It costs $38,000 a year to go to Harvard. Now I don't know how u lot has earnt dat - apart from u - and u iz earnt every penny, but most of u iz got dat cash from your parents.

All you fathers out dere u iz made choices - wiv dat money u could have bought top of de range Lexus but instead u chose to invest in ya kids future. IZ U MENTAL? If u iz got other kids me hopes u don't make de same mistake again innit. Does u realise how many honeys u can get wiv a Lex. 'allo sweetness my son's got a Harvard degree' [FEMALE VOICE] 'wot, who cares'

Or allo darlin, wanna check out de dvd player in de back aiii.' [her] 'wot's dat?' [me] 'it's ostrich leather' So students give it up for your parents.

Let's talk bout de future - your future. A lot of you iz probably worried bout employment. Unfortunately most of u WILL end up gettin jobs - especially now u iz got de burden of a degree.

You iz de elite, u will be tomorrow's captains of industry. Sittin infront of me is probly da next Bill Gates, Donald Trump...or even Ronald Mcdonald. And even if you can't all be Ronald himself, most of you iz probably McDonald's Team Leader material. By da way, if any of u ever gets to do business wiv Sir Ronald, a word of hadvice - don't mention de size of his feet....him iz well sensitive about it. Me mate Dave hactually met him, and he said dat even tho him may seem like he's always smiling, dere's a sadness in de eyes...coz of dem feet. All de money in de world - and science still can't do nothing. Maybe dat's something dat some of u M.I.T. nerds can fink about innit.

You lot will become powerful people who can change de future - and you need to, coz de world at de moment iz totally f-blank-blank-blank-ucked. Yeknow de word - I been told I ain't allowed to say it - u know - u know de rude word. U know U definitely know...wiv de whole team.

Anyhow, u iz gotta fink bout de problems in de world coz u iz gotta sort dem out innit. Look at da envirolment - global warming is so bad, dey say in 100 years time, all de rainforests will be gone and all de ice caps will have melted. Actually, 100 years time, we ain't gonna be around den, so don't need to worry about dat one.

But dere is other fings - look at de state of family today - girls is havin sex at younger ages, dere's an increase in absentee fathers and more and more people is havin affairs - but we shouldn't just concentrate on de good fings.Believing in something is easy. Actually doing something is harder. Actions speak louder dan birds.

U has all got de potential to become great americans. And remember America is de greatest country in de whole world ...apart from Jamaica...and Holland.. oh yeah and Thailand coz u got dose girls who do all de ye know and probly some others - but u iz definitely in de top 20.?U people iz de future, u has de chance to change de world, to hactually improve de life of de poor, OR U could goto Wall Street and earn millionz - get plasma screen, chinchilla coat, a series of relationships wiv gold-digging hoes happy to de de most disgusting sexual favours for some bling. Don't waste de opportunity dat g-d has given you - see u in Wall Street.

Let's rap dis up now, coz I fink me feels somethin movin down below. So, what iz I hopin to take away wiv me from dis time in Harvard? - new friends, different ways of finking about de world, and as many laptops as me mate Dave has managed to nick from your dorms, while u has been sitting ere listening to me stalling.

But I has got ideals too. Just like de great civil rights leader Martin Luther...Van Dross, I has a dream...of little black girls and little white girls...playin wiv each other. Let's make it happen I look out and I see 1000s of people wiv different hopes and different dreams - but it is important never to forget where u all came from - becoz black, white, brown or pakistani we all come from de same place - de punani. Jah bless - bigupyaself Princeton...and keep it real... wesside."

this speech is courtesy of: HBO

but muz watch e video lar.. haha.. damn damn funny!! guess when i watched it? last sem during exam period! haha..

fer funny videos, go to ifilms or gprime

enjoy! =p

8:45:00 pm

2 yrs n 48 days. =)

3:15:00 pm

10:56:00 pm

nussu mega sale coming! so happy.. haha.. i cant wait fer vanity fair.. teehee.. den mabby can grab some new perfume if i can find a nice one.. oh well..

this is only the beginning of wk 3. but i can feel the onset of stress alr!! madness. whole of today i was just falling asleep during lectures.. carried over coz last nite i was rushing lab report fer 3292. haiz. my short report is still 8 pages long.. sheesh. and abt 4 pages were due to the questions at e end of e expt. nonsensical.

haiz. juz bought another stack of readings fer my jap studies! can die man. so much to read!!

came home late after heavenly maths lect. i was so so hungry till i was feeling faint on my way home. ate pretty little although i was hungry. trying to diet lar.. tummy getting too obvious le.. *oops* and just now when my dad called me to go out to e living room, in my rush, i hit the leg of my table and off came a piece of skin.. painful.. =( although no blood. but it's those kind of numbing pain! haiz. i'm forever so clumsy..

kk. time to start my yahoo group for my jap studies proj group le!! haha.. den shall start on my long report.. sobz..

8:59:00 pm

whee.. i juz had a healthy dinner.. haha.. a slice of pineapple and 5 konyaku jelly.. yumz.. still full frm a very late lunch. so tada. diet dinner!

played overnight mahjong at eugene's place. it was crazy. lost super a lot of $$.. needa brush up on my mahjong skills alr.. and next time, play w anyone else but them! haha.. they too zai alr.. -sobz-

came home, slept fer 5 hours till abt 2pm. and i'm been awake since den.. growls. i'm so gonna die if i dun sleep early today. didnt go out fer a romantic nite in e end. sighz.

my parents watching the national day rally on tv now. pretty interesting. different from previous years..

okies. shall go read my lab manual now. and start typing my lab report. tata.

10:30:00 pm

tiring day.. blearghs.. i didnt understand my heavenly maths lect at all!! *great* during organo i was stoning away.. time of e month seriously sucks.. but! i had subway fer dinner part 2! haha.. had dinner b4 heavenly maths lect, but didnt finish my food. =( bad.. i hate to waste food.. i kinda like my jap studies lect.. juz tt e video was like so super old.. quite funny lar.. kept luffing at e pple in e video.. super mean but i wasnt e onli one! hee..

i starting to dread going to skool.. but thankfully, i onli hate 3 days out of e whole wk.. n tt's mon, tues n fri! haha.. e onli days when i go to skool. but i'm starting to like chem lects more.. coz wy's ultimately funny.. haha.. she comes up w e most unexpected and lamest thing. n juz on tues, me, weiyun n xingfen were happily taking photos w their phones at s16 and luffing non-stop coz we were using all e funny frames like e gorilla face etc etc.. can u juz imagine 3 gals using hp taking photos? haha.. and juz now during heavenly maths lect break, me n mel were happily using sc's hp to take our photos too.. haha.. gals n photo-taking..

yeah! tmr finally going out to spend some 'romantic' time.. it's been a while huh?

and nicole, if u're reading this.. HELLO!! it's been so long since we last bitched tog and shared ours prob.. soon soon k? i'm looking forward to e time tt i'll bunk over at ur room! so exciting!!

yana n khal, next wk okie? i'll try to sneak time out to meet u both k?? i'm free on wed n thurs!! unless sth crops up!! call me alrighty? hm.. i shall go do other things now! tata..

10:52:00 pm

it's hard growing up with pple keep treating me like a kid even though i'm turning 21 soon. bleargh. it's even harder to watch one's tongue. but it's the worst to have my tongue move faster than my brain can churn out words. and i'm trying to watch my tongue. but like the really wise saying goes, i cant please everybody. and i'm sticking to it.

things to be done tmr:
finish studying fer 3241 quiz on fri morning.
finish reading at least 1 of e 2 readings fer my jap studies mod (gender and sexuality in contemporary japan)

yeah. tt mod sounds chim. but i like mods tt deals with gender and gender inequality blah blah blah. i find it intriguing as God first made adam and eve and they were equal. however, when they succumbed to the serpent's temptation to eat the forbidden fruit, God meted out punishment by making adam male and eve female together with all the male or female genitals. and from there, we have our gender today. and how some parts of the world women are highly regarded while in other parts of the world, women are like slaves. moreover i have a rather stereotyped view of jap women as geishas although now in the modern japan only a few exists. yeah. i know that many jap women are really smart and all that. but what i have in mind is that they stick to tradition whereby the male is the sole breadwinner while the female stay at home and keep the house. furthermore, the lecturer pointed out that japanese do not import domestic helpers from other countries. in these days, how rare is that for a country? ok. maybe because i live in singapore and i'm surrounded by families who have maids to do all nonsense for them. personally i dont have a maid and i do my own laundry although my mum does everything else. ok. i can go on and on about this topic as it's the only other topic that i can really feel for besides racial discrimination. dont get me started on racial discrimination. i can give another whole load of sentences. yeah.

so i shall just end here. hopefully i can score for this module.

tata. time for me to study a bit more before i enter my slumberland.

10:42:00 pm

for pple who're really pissed at cors for the cmi tut balloting session today, pls visit this website. nope. i didnt start it. my friend sent me the link. i could access the page though.

9:52:00 am

woah. it's been a long time since i last posted.. skool's been alright. lab was so-so. but e report was super easy. ha.. hope next wk my expt will go through smoothly.. chem lectures r going on fast.. but till now i still can understand.. hopefully it'll b a good sem fer my chem lects.. i love heavenly maths lect! he's so funny! n interesting. but e ideas really hard to grasp coz i gotta be able to visualise v well.. oh well well.. jap studies lect havent really started yet. but i juz got my first reading. n it's 54pgs long! crap. i hate readings. seriously. haiz..

n fri i got chem quiz!! urghz.. muz study le. luckily i juz bought my textbook.. phew. so got some reference.. bleargh.. gonna go start reading up le! i knoe it's not me at all.. but i gotta pull up my cap this sem after last sem's buang-ness.. haa.. n it helps tt my msn cant log in.. muahaha..

tata!

1:03:00 am

new sem haf started. and i realised i still haf last sem's notes and a whole load of junk still on my table yet to be packed. read. i needa clean my room soon. haa..

n body shop at jurong pt is having sale till tmr.. i mean later today. n i'm so tempted to get e white musk shimmer body lotion. but e prob is tt e sugar and spice shimmer body cream tt i bought is still almost full! should i spend 9.90 to get it? hm... we shall see.. i'm juz so tempted!! help! it smells really great! and i'm also tempted to get e passion flower eau de toilette thingy.. it smells wonderful too! at 19.90.. so cheap!! -hint hint- growls.. i want everything!! haha.. i juz got e aloe vera facial wash.. lets see whether it'll work.. haha..

okies.. i think i shall go sleep soon.. better rest well b4 my lessons starts on fri!! nitez peeps!

11:37:00 pm

long time since i updated.. lets see what haf happened k?

hm.. had my sentosa chalet on sun till tues morning.. den went to skool to pia rag staying over another 2 nitez in skool.. den thurs came back home n rest as much as i could.. fri went to skool at noon n pia-ed e whole time till sat mid-afternoon.. w/o sleep.. n SCIENCE won chancellor's shield fer overall champions of rag and flag!! woot! all e effort was definitely worth it!! hee.. cried like mad... i'm so glad i joined costume comm this yr.. at least i've join rag the 3rd time frm a different perspective as compared to e last 2 yrs as a dancer.. =) guys.. i'm so proud of u all.. be it whether u're a dancer, costume comm or float engineer.. den sat came home to celebrate my mum's birthday onli to find out tt she wasnt home.. damn.. in e end had lunch gathering w her frens' e next day.. bleargh.. how boring can tt be? but no choice lar.. den slept my way thru e wkend.. haha.. n today, i went out w jerry n his mech engineer frenz.. ate damn a lot at cafe cartel.. whee.. it was shiok i tell u.. wanted to watch e countdown to national day at marina, but jerry was feeling sick so we came home.. lalala.. nvm.. tmr shld b watching w pple frm foosa..

and guess wat? i start my lessons officially on fri!! whee.. tt's so shiok! i like.. haha..

okies.. i aint got much photos yet fer rag day.. will post it up another time!